*not hot enough*
*turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively
I’ve been venting the past few days by continually writing frustration fueled sickness statuses on Facebook and then deleting them before posting because nobody wants to read that. But today just as I’m getting better my lower back area is hurting sooo much. Too much lucozade sport doesn’t give you kidney issues does it because that’s where it hurts and that’s about all I’ve been drinking. Can hardly move, somebody fix me :(
I just Benedict’d all over the place
WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF
I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER
AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS
IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.
IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.
I’m working on it
Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.
Foreplay idea: Put on a silk robe and walk seductively towards your lover. Gently push them onto the bed, handcuff them to the bed post, and shout “I’LL SHOW YOU WHY MAGES ARE FEARED” and send them to the Fade.
They’re really bad for this in Coleraine.
I think this is Northern Ireland in a nut shell.
Yeah, this is pretty much bang on.